I completely forgot in my rush to update you that I haven't told you certain things, so hold on to your hats and lets start this all over again.......no sighing now!
I should have told you about a little visit that Andi and I had from a dear friend of hers Joe, or as I like to call him Joesaphinus, you can guess that he doesn't like that, esp being a South African man, oops sorry Joe it's just so fitting.
I did try and explain to him that in this circle of friends you don't seem to have Vito on nicknames. Like mine, which range from the logical to the total abstract. Let me give you a few examples:
The most prevalent one at the moment seems to be Google, short for google plexy, thanks Jimilicious!
The there is Lex 'n' Boots, Jason is responsible for that one
Lexicon
Lexual, I like to think this one is based on intellectual, but who am I kidding
Butterfly
etc etc etc
So Joesaphinus you're just going to have to get use to it, eventually you'll realise that none of us come up with nicknames unless you're worthy, and that is some tough criteria you have to meet to hold that position.
Anyway I digress.......Back on track now.
So Joesaphinus had come directly from a quite ship on the equator to the lively and talkative house of Andi & Lexy. Oh I did feel sorry for him, but not sorry enough to tone it down. Andi and I both took time off work and we showed him around.
We went to Canterbury Cathedral for a day, wow that place is amazing. Like with most of English Cathedral is built on a layline, which is an energy line. Oh boy can you feel that! The place is just pumping with energy, you enter it and instantly become awe struck. The craftsmanship is breathe taking, check out my flickr site to see. Though my photographic ability doesn't do it any justice, but you'll get the idea.
It was pissing it down with rain all day, yes the typical English spring weather, it just can't make up it's mind what it wants to be.
After the cathedral we went shopping. I've never meet a man who can shop as much as Joesaphinus, well apart from Kyle. Though it must be said that I'm not even close to being a chick shopper. Actually if truth be told I don't much like it, esp browsing, you'll find me in the pub or cafe over the road instead.
Then a Bath trip was on the agenda, not the object but the city. Andi's sis lives there and we went for some family time and a psychic reading. The lovely Joe (ok I'm getting tired of writing out his long nickname, yes Joe you win on this one) paid for our readings as a gift for having him for a week, I know what a sweetheart.
We all came out of our readings kind of jolted, though in a good way. She was spot on and it will be interesting to see if what she envisioned comes to pass, but lets say that we're not dwelling on it. It's far more fun to forget it and then when it happens be quietly satisfied!
After the readings we then headed out to Longleat, which is an old English manor house, with a safari park. The history to that is the last time Andi and I tried to go, we missed the last car entry for the safari park by 5 mins, Jen tried to work her womanly ways but the man was having none of it, he must have been gay!!
So this time I made sure we got there well before 5pm. We actually got there at 3.30pm, so in my mind we had time to spare. Just before we set out Andi's sis Niki asked whether we had checked it was even open, I said of course it's open! Though I didn't realise that the times had changed.
Lets just say that once again we missed the last car entry, cause this time it was at 2pm, oh shit!!! No safari today then and I was so looking forward to see the lions, tigers, wolves, rhinos etc etc, though never the monkey enclosure. The last time I went in their the little buggers tried to destroy my car and I nearly ran them over, thank goodness my friend persuaded me not to, sorry little monkeys, lets just say it was a momentary lapse in judgement.
So we ended up just taking a look around the house grounds, as the house was also closed, bad timing I tell you. Next time Joe I promise we'll make it....! I'll even check the times out before we leave.
Then on the Sat the guys drag me down to Zulus, which is a south african bar in fulham. I've never been, never wanted to go as it's a meat market and def not my scene. The rugby was playing there so that was the only way they could persuade me to go. Then England lost to Ireland, shit! Though I'm half Irish so it wasn't a complete lose.
I was getting ready to leave after just having enough of the general meat market feel and then our friends Jouls and Liam turned up, so I stayed a little longer. Then the most bizarre thing happened, I got dragged down stairs to the other dance floor, and they we're playing old classic house and techno, oh my god it was awesome. Andi I spent the rest of the night dancing our arses off, while Joe kissed the face of a girl for a while, to then try and make up some drunken misunderstanding for the rest of it. See why I don't frequent that place.
All in all we had a wonderful time all together, we were called the trinity for the week, and it was like that, we did everything together. I even think Joe got use to Andi and I's unusual high energy levels, well at least after we had our morning coffee.
So Joesaphinus you are welcome anytime babes, it was an absoulte pleasure having you around. I raise my cigg to you and say bring it on, cause it will be better then next time round. Just make sure you come and visit when you're off to work rather then leaving it.
Oh and also bring on those long indepth conversations we touched on, I have much more in me!!!!
I should have told you about a little visit that Andi and I had from a dear friend of hers Joe, or as I like to call him Joesaphinus, you can guess that he doesn't like that, esp being a South African man, oops sorry Joe it's just so fitting.
I did try and explain to him that in this circle of friends you don't seem to have Vito on nicknames. Like mine, which range from the logical to the total abstract. Let me give you a few examples:
The most prevalent one at the moment seems to be Google, short for google plexy, thanks Jimilicious!
The there is Lex 'n' Boots, Jason is responsible for that one
Lexicon
Lexual, I like to think this one is based on intellectual, but who am I kidding
Butterfly
etc etc etc
So Joesaphinus you're just going to have to get use to it, eventually you'll realise that none of us come up with nicknames unless you're worthy, and that is some tough criteria you have to meet to hold that position.
Anyway I digress.......Back on track now.
So Joesaphinus had come directly from a quite ship on the equator to the lively and talkative house of Andi & Lexy. Oh I did feel sorry for him, but not sorry enough to tone it down. Andi and I both took time off work and we showed him around.
We went to Canterbury Cathedral for a day, wow that place is amazing. Like with most of English Cathedral is built on a layline, which is an energy line. Oh boy can you feel that! The place is just pumping with energy, you enter it and instantly become awe struck. The craftsmanship is breathe taking, check out my flickr site to see. Though my photographic ability doesn't do it any justice, but you'll get the idea.
It was pissing it down with rain all day, yes the typical English spring weather, it just can't make up it's mind what it wants to be.
After the cathedral we went shopping. I've never meet a man who can shop as much as Joesaphinus, well apart from Kyle. Though it must be said that I'm not even close to being a chick shopper. Actually if truth be told I don't much like it, esp browsing, you'll find me in the pub or cafe over the road instead.
Then a Bath trip was on the agenda, not the object but the city. Andi's sis lives there and we went for some family time and a psychic reading. The lovely Joe (ok I'm getting tired of writing out his long nickname, yes Joe you win on this one) paid for our readings as a gift for having him for a week, I know what a sweetheart.
We all came out of our readings kind of jolted, though in a good way. She was spot on and it will be interesting to see if what she envisioned comes to pass, but lets say that we're not dwelling on it. It's far more fun to forget it and then when it happens be quietly satisfied!
After the readings we then headed out to Longleat, which is an old English manor house, with a safari park. The history to that is the last time Andi and I tried to go, we missed the last car entry for the safari park by 5 mins, Jen tried to work her womanly ways but the man was having none of it, he must have been gay!!
So this time I made sure we got there well before 5pm. We actually got there at 3.30pm, so in my mind we had time to spare. Just before we set out Andi's sis Niki asked whether we had checked it was even open, I said of course it's open! Though I didn't realise that the times had changed.
Lets just say that once again we missed the last car entry, cause this time it was at 2pm, oh shit!!! No safari today then and I was so looking forward to see the lions, tigers, wolves, rhinos etc etc, though never the monkey enclosure. The last time I went in their the little buggers tried to destroy my car and I nearly ran them over, thank goodness my friend persuaded me not to, sorry little monkeys, lets just say it was a momentary lapse in judgement.
So we ended up just taking a look around the house grounds, as the house was also closed, bad timing I tell you. Next time Joe I promise we'll make it....! I'll even check the times out before we leave.
Then on the Sat the guys drag me down to Zulus, which is a south african bar in fulham. I've never been, never wanted to go as it's a meat market and def not my scene. The rugby was playing there so that was the only way they could persuade me to go. Then England lost to Ireland, shit! Though I'm half Irish so it wasn't a complete lose.
I was getting ready to leave after just having enough of the general meat market feel and then our friends Jouls and Liam turned up, so I stayed a little longer. Then the most bizarre thing happened, I got dragged down stairs to the other dance floor, and they we're playing old classic house and techno, oh my god it was awesome. Andi I spent the rest of the night dancing our arses off, while Joe kissed the face of a girl for a while, to then try and make up some drunken misunderstanding for the rest of it. See why I don't frequent that place.
All in all we had a wonderful time all together, we were called the trinity for the week, and it was like that, we did everything together. I even think Joe got use to Andi and I's unusual high energy levels, well at least after we had our morning coffee.
So Joesaphinus you are welcome anytime babes, it was an absoulte pleasure having you around. I raise my cigg to you and say bring it on, cause it will be better then next time round. Just make sure you come and visit when you're off to work rather then leaving it.
Oh and also bring on those long indepth conversations we touched on, I have much more in me!!!!
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